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October 5th, 2006

LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSNIESS!

I will not post anything about 'the storm of the millenium' nor the blackout that came after. I'm just awesome that way, that and I'm lazy, extremely lazy. No wait, I'm RJ nga pala. Yesh.

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Lately I've been staying at the LRT station for 30-45 mins before actually boarding the train, talking to whoever I'm commuting with(usually Allen and Iñigo) as we wait for a suitable train to come. No aircon? oh well, next train. Winrared? oh well, next train ulet. Today, I commuted with Allen, Cel, Iñigo, Pete and Robert. And by our powers combined, we formed the G-Force, or rather the Goks-Force! nye, ang corny.

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Why does everyone have a love interest/pair/issue/soulmate 'cept for yours truly? A lot of people come to me for advise regarding this topic, but I'm the one without any of those things. I don't know, I 'm sorta craving for adventure, or I might just be envious to my friends who have targets that they talk about everyday, and I'm just here. With no targets whatsoever, boring and dull, experiencing romantic deprivation. I'm not looking for a gal, I never look for gals, I just go with the flow and bump into them on the way. Meh, I remember 'the one that got away' again, how sad.

For a long time we've been marching off to battle
In a thundering herd we feel a lot like cattle
Like the pounding beat our aching feet aren't easy to ignore
Hey, think of instead,
A girl worth fighting for!

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BRAVERY is slowly spreading all over the College of Computer Studes. Be it rushing projects and MPs, playing intense LAN games, fighting the ITC conspiracy or even talking to their crushes; BRAVERY, HOT BLOOD, BURNING VIGOR and COURAGE is seen. Our new themesong had influenced a lot of people to be BRAVE and show COURAGE! Sooner or later, the whole of CCS will be ull Fof HOT BLOODED WARIORS!

 

Speaking of Bravery, try searching BRIB WARIURS at google!

BRIB WARIURS! 5 DAYS TIL THE BIG DAY! 

 

 

Screenshot of the day:


Posted by Orochi at 11:50 PM | Offer Thyself!

October 6th, 2006

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Posted by Orochi at 12:00 AM as a stickied post | 7 Have Sacrificed

October 8th, 2006

EPIC DAY!

Friday, October 6, 2006. A day to remember.

 

A1701, 1745H: As I entered the room... I saw him there, using his laptop.

Hay look, iT's Tori...

... 

ZOMGWTFBBQ! TORI AVALON IS EARLY FOR AN EIGHT O'CLOCK CLASS!?!? 

WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!?

I only have one explanation to this  annomality:

IT.

IS.

A.

CONSPIRACY! 

 

Speaking of conspiracies, my shifting form is being processed as we speak! OH NOES! ICTM here I come!

 

I called Hope Christan High School for our visit, it seems that they didn't invite DLSU to be part of their college booths. Di nila tayo bati, oh well...

 

It's 10am and I've already done all academic-related work. Being the responsible La Sallian christian achiever that I cam, I naturally went straight to EGI Taft Tower and went inside the room across the BPI ATM machine. Netopia, click ka dito! O yan a free advertising! I should get more free white rabbits for this!

But wait! Allen arrived and told me 'Kain tayo!'.

LOL, TAYO TAYO!

We ate at Dixies with Arvin and Mark Sy, there I found a spectacular secret... PWEDE PALA HUMINGI NG EXTRA BBQ SAUCE! YEHEY!

Back to netopia for some intense DoD action! dod_flash! Our homecourt! Unfortunately, Allen only played for 20mins, but it was enough for him to catch up to the leading scorer. I continued his valiant crusade and eventually got top score.

But just when we were having fun, the host logged out. oh well.

'aww, wala na. Dota tayo!'

TAO NGA TAYO! 

Two matches of -ardmsp kept us preoccupied until more Paolo came. We had a short game of BF1942 against AIs. Paorou kept cheating by throwing unlimited grenades using the enemy's own supply box at the enemy spawn camp and killing all 10 of them at the same time. I was busy making them tank road kill.

Finally, more people came and it's time for DoD!

One of the most fun dod_avalanche games ever. 9 vs 9. Our team, the wermacht were all Machine Gunners!  Unmounted kills galore! We were using our MGs as assults and charged the enemy head on! Paolo and Pete went rambo and charged into the enemy camp. Two men came from the heavens, armed with MG42s and BRAVERY, we've made history: an MG family win on dod_avalanche. On top of our  truly epic win, Parou and Pete made a 5-man mid-ranged unmounted kill ala-firing squad after we won. What more could we ask for?
 

SUDDENLY, DISASTER STRUCK! EVERYONE LOGGED OUT! OH NOES!

No one left to play with, I was forced to leave netopia and go back to Gokongwei bldg. Paorou and I were busy spamming what's left of the freedom board when Erich came ran down and happily shouted 'WALA KAMING PASOOOOOK!'

ALAM NA! BALIK SA NETO! SUGOOOOD!

We quickly got back and took our seats. A surprise visitor suddenly dropped by: Sir Ogbac. There are only 7 of us, but it was the most intense 3vs4 battle EVER.

Wermacht:
Sir Ogbac as Officer Nyo -Assult
Hans as Wei Empire -Rifle
and Paolo as Pa pa pa pa pa pa Paorou-sama! -Machine Gun

Allies:
Erich as Brib Wariur -Bazooka
Yours Truly as Brib Midik -Bazooka
Iñigo as Brib Lolo  -Bazooka
and Emman as Brib Tralala -Bazooka

dod_chryrd.

HEAVEN OR HELL. LET'S ROCK!

The battle was so intense, words are not enough to describe it. Everyime that any side has the upper hand and the enemy is down to the last flag, they would make a counter attack and change the tide!

Sir Ogbac's command aura made them even harder to beat, they were suddenly dodging rockets at point blank range!  Paorou had more unmounted kills than usual. He turned the Unlimited Unmounted WorksSEED MODE and killed us all using Unlimited headshot works. Combine that with Sir Ogbac's Command Aura and you've got a scary team.
that taught the MG family(myself included) to a whole new level.  Wei suddenly turned on his

BUT.

WE ARE THE BRIB WARIURS! OUR BRIBIRY, COMBINED WITH OUR LITO LAPID MOVES SHALL BRING US VICTORY! We fought back using the The Tambucho Braders combo, Erich and I made each and every rocket soar into their faces. It was awesome! Iñigo and Emman joined in to make our version of the Unlimited Rocket Works! That's FOUR rockets coming at you, watcha gonna do? Even if none of them hits, you'll still be blasted to kingdom come!

But the most epic part of the whole battle was when just when we are about to win. Sir Ogbac made a bold move. He charged onto is knowing fully that he was about to jump into 4 men aiming their bazookas at him. At the precise moment when he landed, time stopped. We all fired our bazookas but none of them hit him, leaving him with 2hp left. He then made a 360-degree turn while firing his thompson and killed us all!

That. was. so. fucking. epic. it. needs. a. sucky. mspaint. drawing.


 Paorou and I came back to Goks tired from the legendary battle only to find ourselves laughing our brains off courtesy of Red and Waway. Another session of LOLingike idiots occured. Like I said in my previous post, everyone knows how much fun that is.  And  the source of our LOLs are none other than MORMONS! I'd rather not elaborate 'coz the mere thought of it all will make me burst out in LOLs.

 

Truly, a day made of win and awesome.  

PS. 3 DAYS TIL THE BIG DAY, BRIB WARIURS! PREPARE THYSELVES FOR THE EVENT OF THE YEAR!

 

Posted by Orochi at 01:47 AM | Offer Thyself!

October 9th, 2006

GG ka Buhok!

Greetings True believers!

When we last saw our hero, he had returned home after an intense battle against the Nazis!

In today's episode, Our hero have suffered a terrible loss!

For his beautiful long hair...is no longer long...

Yes fans, It's true... His parents finally forced him to get a haircut!

With out the awesome power of his hair, he couldn't combat the evils of the world! 

Weak and powerless, he is susceptible to surprise attacks from n00bs and fr0sh! 

But all is not lost true believers, for as long as there is COURAGE, BRIBIRY and HOT BLOOD flowing in him, his hair shall be longer than Reed Richards and stronger than Logan's plot armor!

And has action hank said: click 

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Pagtripan si Tori mode:



 Yiheeee~

 

 

 

Posted by Orochi at 12:35 AM | Offer Thyself!

October 10th, 2006

Orochiman!

Welcome back true believers!

As most of you know, our hero's MWF schedule is 0810-0910H.

but he is constantly needed to fight the evils of n00bs and fr0sh,

and so he valiantly sacrificed his time and money in order to subdue those fiends! 

Luckily, his fellow BRIB WARIURS were there to help him!

With the combined power of the BRIB WARIURS, they easily showed the enemy a humilating defeat!

With the fr0sh and n00bs defeated, he went back to the office as the mild mannered RJ.

After that, he engaged in battle against invading Space Marines! Good thing his trusty Squiggoth was ready, or he'd be a gonner!

Later, he recieved training on how to pilot a lightweight mecha...and failed his accuracy test but got a high grade in his agility, showing off his Lito lapid moves.

And lastly, he and his comrade got lost in a strange place called 'Korealand'. There were bright lights everywhere and redneck foreigners are scattered on the streets in search for some action.

Finally, he gets some rest, only to be bothered by a lot of his co-werkers. 

Stay tuned, true believers for next exciting episode! Same time, same channel! 

PS. Our hero skipped his one and only class for greater justice! 

Posted by Orochi at 12:31 AM | Offer Thyself!

October 12th, 2006

Brib Wariurs!

Victory... 

is awarded to those with COURAGE! 

He kept thinking of the words of Sgt. Joe. He was on his way for the final briefing. His squad was still at camp, getting ready for the impending battle. 

Sir, midshipman Leutenant Commander Ron Jacob Palmer requesting permission to come aboard sir! 

Come in. said the Vice Admiral.

There's nothing more to talk about, you know what to do and what must be done. Your unit has come a long way Palmer, now is the time to prove yourselves worthy of being truly COURAGOUS!

Palmer saluted and left the office. He was extremely nervous, for this will mark the beginning of the end. He remembered the battle of AGTI, where he saw the finest moves a unit could display. Led by the current fleet admiral, they swept away the enemy as if they were nothing. If only he could harness their skills...  He started doubting himself, his team. They've been together in combat countless times, each and everyone of them a success. But this time it's different, they were up against...immortals.

He arrived at the dropzone, waiting there was his team. A team with no leader, only heroes.

Ok guys, are you ready? Asked Commander Pabis.

More than we'll ever be Answered Franklin.

Wait, where's Leonard? It's almost time. Said Schneider.

He was reassigned by the upper guys, wen't to Alaska to lead the battle against the Comorgans. Lieutenant Alexis would take his place. Commander Pabis replied.

What!? said Antonio, who was busy cleaning his spade.

It can't be helped. Said Paorou. It is time. Onwards we shall march, to victory!

For we are...DA BRIB WARIURS!


And so the entered the battlefield. 6 men, 6 soldiers, all of them heroes; Each burning with vigor and courage.

They finally saw their foes, the Radjomen. There were 6 of them, the same number with their unit. It is rumored that no bullet can penetrate their armor, which was made from fine diamonds. Only a handful of men had successfully brought down a Radjoman, and this team is determined to be next ones who do.

Jacob and Franklin went ahead and went in a near sand bag.  The rest of the team followed closely and gave supporting fire. The Radjomen
charged, completely ignoring the bullets that was being fired at them. The brib wariurs had underesimated their foes and was overwhelmed by the the strength of the Radjoman armors. Only Paorou was left unharmed as 4 radjomen surrounded him. for he too had a suped up armor, the only one who could go on par with Radjoman technology. But he too was overwhelmed and as forced to retreat with his team.

Injured and humiliated, they planned their next move. Structural Analysis indicated that their armors are immune to damage but have a blind spot that are unprotected. Particilarly the neck and arms.

With this newfound information, they attacked the Radjomen.

Alexis volunteered to run to a strategic yet dangerous location while Jacob and Schneider covered him. Franklin and Antonio attacked the left lane. While Paorou, the corrupt tactitian stayed at the back giving them all supressing fire and coordinates. Franklin used his rifle as a machine gun and prvided good cover.

However, something unexpected happened. The Radjomen had tapped into our radio signals and intercepted our messages. Alexis! Go to the hill! Paorou said. They all fired at Alexis, who was completely defenseless.

Jacob tried to draw their attention but to no avail, they were focused on Alexis. Antonio managed to take one of them down who was too busy shooting at Alexis. 

Man down! Man down! they now had one casualty.

Hmm, going to the hill was a bad idea. Dammit, this is Leonards fault! Paorou said. He then came up with an idea.

Paorou: RJ! Charge! It's all clear!

Jacob tries to advance but is greeted by enemy fire. Therefore giving away the enemy's positiong.

Paorou: RJ! They're trying to advance!

Jacob jumps out in order to stop them but sees nothing. Giving him opporunity to advance.

Predicting your enemies next move by deliberately telling them what you're gonna do said Paorou, it was a tactic taught to him by Sgt. Joe.

But in a sudden turn of events, Schneider runs towards the center using a zigzag shuffle and made it to the center post; dodging all the bullets and at the same time provided us time to advance. however, two of the Radjomen decided to charge too, Jacob as on his way to accompany Schneider when they launched a surprise attack. Scheider was hit and Jacob was almost hit and was forced back to his previous spot. Another Casualty, but Schneider shot one of them at the arm took one down with him.

Four was left on each side, and at this point the Radjomen got cocky and began to advance. As luck would have it, both Franklin and Paorou's gun had a technical problem and the Radjoman intercepted that too. Two of them charged, assuming that they will be attacking a defenseless team.

To their surprise, Jacob was still at his spot, waiting for them to come out. He killed both of the Radjomen by firing at their necks, so much for the ultimate armor. Pretending to be dead was a tactic he learned from Paorou, who's gun was still malfunctioning.

Jacob used up his last bullets in the process and retreated to Paorou's position. Franklin and Antonio are their last hope in defeating the enemy. Both of them advanced, Franklin leading the way. Antonio's arms were still hurt from the last battle but he still kept on going. It's now or never, the time of judgement! Who will win?

Erich made a split jump and started shooting, while Antonio went the other way for a surprise attack. They were going to make the finishing shot, when Paorou told them to get the hell out of there. A horde of radjomen appeared from the horizon,  thousands of them! They had no choice but to retreat, Franklin and Antonio went back and carried the wounded. It was sadly...a draw.

But who really won? None of the BRIB WARIURS died on that skirmish thanks to the medic skills of Jacob, on the other hand, only two Radjomen had survived. 

They went back as heroes, for they have unlocked the weakness of the Radjoman armor. It was over, but not quite. For they know that somdey... they cross paths again. And when they do,  da BRIB WARIURS shall be prepared.

 

ONWARDS MY BRETHEREN! DA BRIB WARIURS ARE NOT AFRAID OF DEATH! CHARGE!

Posted by Orochi at 03:42 AM | Offer Thyself!

October 15th, 2006

Don_Q

Today we saw Don_Q at the peta theater. But where is this place called the peta theater? Olmec?

 

Olmec Sez: 

 

To find the Peta-Theater, you could start by running up the stairs and to the Gong Room. Smash the right gong and you may be heading across the Troubled Bridge Up to the Observatory. Align the stone column and head down into the Queens Chamber. Find the right pendant, and place it on the middle column and head into the Tomb of the Unknown Soldiers. Place yourself in the right body armor and head into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. Assemble the statue and head into the Room of the Secret Password. Shout the right password and head down into the Mine Shaft. Break through the wall to the Dark Forest. But, beware of the temple guard that haunts the Trees. Find the key and head into the Jester's Court. Align yourself with the right wall painting and head into the Room of the Harmonic Convergence. Step on the right two Music Keys and head back though the Pit of Dispare, up through the Ledges, and back through the Temple Gate.

The choices are yours and yours alone. Good luck!

         

 

 

LOL! Don_Q is made of UBE and YAYA SUNSHINE!

Oh and I am so going back to Taco Bell for those quesadillas!

 
Guys, we need to go to taco bell! srsly, lets go there next saturday!

DO A BARREL ROLL AND GO TO TACO BELL FOR SUM DELICOUS QUESADILLAS!

Posted by Orochi at 12:37 AM | 2 Have Sacrificed

KNOW YOUR HEROES!

Greetings true believers! Do you know were your favorite heroes come from? Well, now is the time to KNOW YOUR HEROES! 


The Brib Wariurs is a special division of the Day Of Defeat Organization (D.O.D.O) which was well-known for it's battle against the radjomen, immortals with few weaknesses. This group is also well-known for it's 'unorthodox style' of fighting using basic weaponry.

First you have Orochi, the medic and official leader of the group. He makes sure you have at least one man at optimum efficiency when the skirmish is over. Since the group boasts a good defense, Orochi can hold his own very well even in melee by the use of a specialized rifle and using prone shooting and dealing HUEG(it's spelled that way) amounts of damage to weakpoints.

Erich Franklin is the original 'Brib wariur'. He is a master of offensive hold-outs and obviously, defending locations. His strategy of mounting guns to improve efficiency has proven to alleviate many pressing situations. He is also the one blessed with the highest Lito Lapid Evasion Skills.

Paorou is the tactician of the group. He also takes up most of the squad's points for many upgrades he'll hardly use. He has two abilities which always play on his allies' bravery to hit the enemy as much as possible. He is also the toughest and should be used to draw the fire of his opponents. However, he also has the longest range among everyone in his squad, despite having the weakest BS.

Inigo Schneider, the Brib Lolo is part of the 'Brib' Trio, whom Paorou usually manipulates to gain some leverage over the opponent. He has the most toughness of the three and is also very agile. He's good at supporting fire and flanking, and knows when to shoot at the right time to hold the enemy back.

J.A. Snipes is one of the 'Brib' Trio, and he specializes in trench mobilization. He has a special artifact which gives him more protection when the squad is not yet in a firefight. With his mighty spade, he swiftly backstabs the enemy with only one hit.

Finally, We have Alex, the 'Tis Paylut'. As part of the 'Brib' Trio, he has above-average initiative thanks to his greaves which give him better traction, therefore giving him much more control and reaction time. He is also a master of Prone shooting and prone dodging, rolling in the ground with Orochi in order to evade bullets.


Stats





T for Toughness. How tough your character is, with 1 being frail and 10 being as hard as steel.

BS for Ballistic Skill. Ability to use ranged weapons, with 1 only being able to shoot in the general direction and 6 being a precise marksman.

WS for Weapon Skill. Ability to dish out damage with a given weapon, 1 being able to only to 'shove' the target and 6 being able to pierce tank steel.

I for Initiative. The ability to always take the first shot and react the fastest, with 1 being lethargic and 10 having cat-like reflexes.

L for Leadership. This is will-power and the ability to inspire the rest of the squad. 1 being a green-horn, or weak minded and 10 being a perfect example, and extremely motivated.

R for Range. This is how far your character can shoot, with 1 for only melee and 10 for sniper-like range.

A for Agility. This determines how fast the moving speed is and how much evasion a hero has.

Weapons have a base of 3 points, and are either one handed or two handed(gives a +1 to WS automatically). It only gives bonuses to either long-range or close range WS.

 

Equipment


Orochi, Brib Midik
- Melee Rifle(2 handed) 5 +3 WS in close combat.
- Med Kit(Active) - revitalizes toughness of team members.

Erich Franlkin, Brib Wariur
- Erich has no additional equipment in order to boost his already high Agility, he has the highest A and I in the group and the master of the Lito lapid evasive moves.

 
Paorou-sama, Kurap Tactician
- Power Fist (Left Arm) +2 WS in close combat.
- Unfair Gun (Right Arm) +3 WS, +1 R in ranged combat.
- Reinforced Garb +3 T

Inigo Schneider, Brib Lolo
- Crimson Jacket +2 T


J.A. Snipes, Pala ng Katarungan
- Golden Enrenchment Spade, instant kill to anyone it stabs and gives him Trench Mobilization

Alex, Tis Paylut
- Tactical Kneepads +2 I +1 A
- Salong Ulo +1 T

 

Special Abilities

Midik treatment = If the squad does not enter combat this turn and stays stationary or if he is heavily covered with support fire, Orochi can completely restore a single character's base toughness.

Mounted defenses = Erich Franklin grants the squad +1 BS and WS when shooting if he mounts his rifle.

Tactical Sacrifice / Por Allah = When in combat with an enemy squad, Paorou-sama may activate this ability, which involves losing one member of the retinue(and be healed later by Orochi) to gain double WS against the enemy squad, ignoring cover saves and giving a +2 bonus to the entire squad's BS. you may choose which squad member to sacrifice.

Cowardly Inspiration = When in combat where an enemy squad is outnumbered, Paorou-sama automatically gains maximum base initiative, leadership and WS.

Zigzag shuffle = Schneider, da Brib Lolo gets struck by inspiration by the goddess Meganeko and gains +3 I and + 3 A during for a short period of time and runs around in a zigzag pattern, to advance on the enemy, dodging bullets at the same time.  


Trench Mobilization = As long as the squad hasn't entered Assault phase, J.A. Snipes has a +1 cover save in all terrain.

And last and but not least,

OVERFLOWING BRIBIRY = Erich chants different Quotes of Bribiry while Orochi shouts BRIB WARIURS! CHARGE! The team gains overwhelming stat boosts by harnessing power from the great Lito Lapid himsef, allowing them to charge without fear using only COURAGE and SHEER AWESOMENESS to win. When activated, the entire squad gains + 5I, + 2T +4WS and +3 A.


There you have it, true believers! Next time, we'll show you the origins of the Brib Wariurs and the D.O.D.O. with the appearance of Leonard, king of Siomai! Til next time, true believers! Same time, same channel!

(PS. Special Thanks to Paorou-sama for the idea creating most of this post)

Posted by Orochi at 12:17 PM | 2 Have Sacrificed

October 31st, 2006

stupid bacteria

I've noticed that I haven't made a post for quite some time now, that's because I was sick for a week due to a bacterial infection and had an on/off fever, thus separating me from my beloved internet. That, and I'm just plain lazy, I've been ok since friday but still no post. Meh, I blame the bacteria.

I forced myself to go to school during the last few days of my sickness, and boy was that stupid. I found myself getting shouted at and was given unwanted stress, not only that but I had a running fever the whole time I was at school.  I answered midterm exams with a high fever, and w/o reviewing at all. Oh yeah, I'm gonna pass! [/sarcasm]  I really hate that bacteria...grrrr... I re-he-he-he-heally shoudn't have forced myself to go to school, too bad I needed to photocopy a worthless book by 'the father of MMORPGS' *cough*bullshit*cough* for translation. I had a terrible fever upon reaching home and went from bad to worse. 

The only good thing that happened last week was my discovery of Pepsi Cino, oh sweet Cino, how I love thee.  

Oh, last week also marks my return to the world of Midgard. Thorlicious! There's an ongoing pRO craze at Netopia EGI and it hit us like a storm, people play RO instead of the usual DoD. Each day more and more people get hooked as pRO comes back with a vengance. Hopefully, it doesn't take away 3 years of my life this time.

I almost forgot, my CPU got busted(again) and I think I need a new motherboard, this time it keeps onrestarting and gets split-socond BSODs. Oh well, I'll be using my WEAK Toshiba laptop until it gets fixed.

 

PS. Stupid Bacteriaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 

Posted by Orochi at 01:53 AM | Offer Thyself!

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