Super Speed. If I were to choose a superpower, that's definitely gonna be on top of my list.

Sure I won't be able to peek-a-boo sweet cleavage like Supes, sure I won't be able to shoot lasers/build constructs/manipulate matter using only sheer will and imagination like Hal "One-punch" Jordan, sure I won't be able to create entire worlds by smashing Power Girl's gigantic breasts together like Alexander Luthor, sure I won't be able to adjust my 'size' like Plasticman and sure I won't have plot armor thick enough to be able to breathe in space like the goddamned Batman...wait, this could go on forever... The point is, I'd gladly have Super Speed any day.

Why? Coz it's so fucking awesome!

Most people take the awesome power of super speed for granted. 'Heh, so I could run fast, so what? That's nothing compared to super strength!'  HAH! I give thee a list of how awesome super speed is.

1. You could run very fast. Well duh. It's super f-ing speed! Never again will you be late for anything. Ever.

2. No need for public transport. You suddenly have an urge to eat sushi at Japan? Why bother going on a plane if you could just run there! Oh, go get some Escargo at France while you're at it. To hell with surface tension!

3. Help you in fights. -Who needs super strength if you've got super speed? Your enemy can smash skyscrappers with one punch? That doesn't matter if he can't hit you. How can you beat him then? Look at #4.

4. High-speed punches -The faster you are, the harder you hit. Yes fans, it's true. Your density is increased as your velocity increases. Ever heard of sonic booms? What does this mean? Let's have our good friend Wallace Rudolph West give us an example.

 

5. The power of vibration -Vibrations you ask If you have enough control of your molecules, you could have them vibrate fast enough so you could phase through solid objects.Enemy got you trapped? Simply vibrate yourself out! Vibration also has other useful effects, since you control your molecules' velocity, interacting with solid objects could lead to them exploding. Try using that agains't your enemy, it ain't pretty.

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6. Wind Vortexes -You could do this by running in circles or rotating his arms and legs. Why? Coz it's awesome! Packs quite a punch too.

7. Manipulating Velocity of others -If you're blessed enough to directly harness the power of the Speed Force, you could borrow other people's velocity and use it against them. "Stealing" the speed of others and utilizing it yourself, or adding speed to a being or object already in motion.

8. Speed of light -Just like star wars! It'severy speedster's dream to be able to traverse in the speed of light. Only two have done it and only one of them lived to tell the tale. Godspeed Barry Allen, Godspeed.

9. Time Travel -Probably the greatest(not to mention coolest) power a speedster could have is the ability to travel through time. The possibilities are endless! Finish a battle before it even begins, save lives before they're in any danger. Did something really stupid? Go back in time and correct it!

10. Kagebunshin no Jutsu -Go 10 seconds into the future and create a copy of yourself! Do this multiple times and have an army of yourself! 

11. Become pure energy -Go beyond the speed of light and become a creature of pure energy! Why? Coz it's fun!

 

With that said, super speed still isn't the greatest super power around(  Being able to destroy/create universes/dimensions is still superor), but I hope y'all gained respect for all the speedsters out there.

 

This post is dedicated to Wallace Rudolph "Wally" West, aka the 3rd and in my opinion the greatest Flash ever. He will be missed as fans await for his return from the speed force. Bart Allen can kiss my shiny metal ass.

"…to the other side of the light. I became part of some force…some power. I remember less with every passing second. It was like looking at the face of God. I couldn't comprehend a billionth of it…and yet it's a part of me now…more than it's ever been for any man alive. I have a direct line to the force of speed."  -Wallace Rudolph West

 

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Anyways, let's have some lolz in this post.

 

As we eagerly await the upcoming Transformers movie, they decided to let the fans decide a certain line that Optimus Prime would say in the movies. And needless to say, a lot of retarded lines came up. But lo and behold, the leading line is LEGENDARY.

 

DO A BARREL ROLL! Wait, they're f-ing AUTOBOTS, they can't do barrel rolls! Oh well, it's still awesome that a 4chan meme made it to the limelight.

 

On another note, have you heard of the anime Girl from Hell? In this show people go to a certain website and type the name of a person they hate. Then the Girl from Zell comes and... well, sends 'em to hell.

My friend Carlo "Dakilang MG" Ruivivar gave me a link that made me lLOL so hard, I came.

here's the highlight:

 

See something familiar? I know I DO! A shout out to Cheski, Jao, Alex, Red and all the members of the 'club'! Spread the love!

PS. Fuck Marvel, DC FTW! 

PSPS. Happy Halloween and what not! Gimme some candy! White Rabbit! 

PSPSPS. Damn, it's 3:40am! Why are all my posts made at this time of the day???  

Currently feeling: Sleepy

For the past few weeks, I've constantly found myself sitting beside someone while riding a jeep to DLSU. A girl with short wavy hair, nice black glasses and braces. These characteristics might lead some people to believe that this girl is Cel Opaco. But it's not, she may slightly resemble her, same height, same hairstyle and facial features but with a slightly smaller build and lighter skin tone. Oh, and she's clearly Chinese.

What's with all the Cel clones running around DLSU? First the mysterious jeep girl, then Bo gets a haircut and becomes Cel clone numero dos. I swear I thought I saw Cel at the Zaide canteen but realized that it wasn't her upon a 2nd inspection. What's up with that? Are we being invaded or something? The answer is very simple. As tori Avalon would say it, IT IS A CONSPIRACY! 

Going back to topic, this girl somehow ALWAYS ends up sitting beside me every morning around 8am on our way to DLSU for your morning classes.  How can that happen each and every day for the past two and a half weeks straight? How can we end up sitting next to each other on the same jeep everyday? Today, I was one and a half hour late(around 9:30-ish) and ending up beside her was next to impossible, but lo and behold, she's there sitting next to me!

I could see it in her eyes that she was surprised to see me today, that means she's also freaked out by the fact that we always end up together every morning. Could she think that I'm stalking her? Or is it the other way around and I have a pretty stalker constantly following me every morning? Yeah right. I have half the mind to talk to her the next time we find ourselves next to each other in a jeep and say 'Do you believe in Destiny?'

I could be crazy enough to do that 6 hours from now, but I think that'll freak her out(even more). Oh well, come what may. She should blame lady luck for this anomaly, for these series of events is most certainly not my fault.

Or is it?

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Anyways, Brib Wariur pics taken after our epic battle against the Radjomen.

 

From left to right: Paorou-sama da Kurap Tactitian, Erich Franklin da Orig Brib Wariur, Schneider da Brib Lolo, and Yours Truly da Brib Midik.

Back view with Alex da Tis Paylut at the background.

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PS. Remember kids, don't steal or this might happen to you:

Currently feeling: silly

Episode 7: Commuting Disaster

 

Welcome back true believers! In this episode, our hero fights the perils of public transport!

Thursday Morning, our hero sound asleep, dreaming of Destiny. The day start with our hero waking up an hour late!  After rushing a shower and getting dressed, he sets off... Head up high, confident of his victory. But  unbeknownst to him, a far greater evil was involved. Only twenty minutes had passed since he boarded the transport cruiser when disaster struck! Someone had sabotaged it's engine,  leaving him stranded in an uncharted territory only known as Korealand. Fortunately for our hero, he was rescued by a passing transport ship and was again on his way.

He got out on his stop and waited for the land transport that would fetch him. To his surprise,  he was not greeted by the smiling face of Destiny, a female reporter whom for some odd reason, always seems to be next to him in the land transport every time he uses it. Oh wait, he was an hour late he remembered as he sat down on the bench-like
structure.

Upon arriving at the designated place, he was greeted by his allies, the  esebentin. After deciding on what actions to be made, he sets off to battle. Using his weapon of choice, he blasted the enemy two and three at a time. His eyes flared at the sight of the explosions that his bazooka made, this made him even more excited as he continues to fight the n00bfr0sh. He was later joined by his comrade Brian, who aided him fight the despicable forces of n00bfr0sh. Brian was on fire, like a blazing comet, he let loose his newtype skills and proceeded to massacre their enemies, often killing them before they even know what's happening. Emspiration-filled and hotblooded, he was unstoppable. Decimating anyone who crosses against his path towards his inspiration. With the emspired  Brian on his side, our hero was assured of victory. Time and again, he was able to hold critical posts such as the Alcove with only his trusty bazooka and carbine. With Brian to charging the enemy camp head on, Our hero was free to capture the strategic points which gave them to victory.

With his mission finished, he parted ways with Brian and rode the Magnetized Rail Transport, and headed home. But just as he was enjoying his light slumber, the train stops and hundreds upon hundreds of people floo-

...

 

meh...

 

gademit, nakakatamad na ituloy...

 

eh...

 

What happened next you ask? 

Basically, I was shoved out of the train at the wrong station, so I had to walk to megamall and waited in liiiiiiiiiine, boarded the fx, fell asleep so I missed my stop(again), took a long tricycle ride, went home and lived happily ever after.

 

THE END.

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On to more important matters!

Allen, Paolo and I were talking about tagalizing games and how silly they would sound.

Well, let's have a recap:

Currently the most popular game around, the game that sank a thousand course cards: PAGTANGGOL NG MATANDA, otherwise known as:

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Who would forget the game that lasted for more than 8 years and counting, the never ending dust matches, and the ever popular deathmatch. I present thee, KONTRA WELGA!

Speaking of shooters, let's not forget ORAS PROBLEMA and BAHAY NG PATAY. And while we're at the arcade, why not shake that booty and play some SAYAW SAYAW IKOT. And while you're at it, test your VS skills by duking it out at PALIKSAHAN NG HARI NG BAKAL NA KAMAO  and NAKONSENSYANG GAMIT DALAWANG EKIS!

Let's leave the arcade and enter Netopia EGI Taft, most players are playing ARAW NG PAGKATALO, but some likes to be deviant and play MAGUTOS AT SUMAKOP: MGA HENERAL or it's oldschool brother MAGUTOS AT SUMAKOP: PULANG ALERTO IKALAWA. Speaking of oldschool, there's nothing like the classics, GAWANG BITUIN is a timeless game.

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And last but not least, relive the days of the Cobra Unit, before the times of FoxHound, before Bigboss lost his eye or was even called Bigboss for that matter, relive the days:

Currently listening to: Fly in the Sky -G Gundam
Currently feeling: More Malabo than usual

NAPALAGANAP NA ANG DAWN OF WAR SA NETO! ALAM NAAAAAAAAAA!

 

TAE GUSTO KO NA MAGING MONDAY!

 

ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS! ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS! 

 

BUT FIIIIIIRST, TIME TO BE MALABO!

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person1: Kain tayo.

person2: Tao tayo!

person1: wtf? eh... Tao tayong kakain

 

person3: Dota tayo!

person2: Tao tayo!

person3: Hindi ka tao!

 

person4: Anong oras tayo uuwi?

person2: Tao tayo!

person4: ... 

 

Yes, I haven't been taking my meds lately!

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Ahh ragnarok, how I missed thee...Too bad my PC's busted, this comeback just might be put to a halt.  But wait, I think there's a reason fate does not permit me to play and now I know. It's because of idiots like this guy.

wow.

 

 

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They say that a picture says a thousand words...

But this one only says one: ow, just ow... 

 

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THIS ONE however, is just plain freaky

 

Ahhh, the Japanese never ceases to amaze me...

 

TAO TAYO! 

Currently feeling: more malabo than usual

I just read Superman: Red Son elseworlds today and it TOTALLY KICKED ASS!

Batman, the lanterns and dare I say it even superman was awesome! And I NEVER say that supes is awesome! Words fail to describe the sheer awesomeness of that comic, sorry but all I have is a bad ass pic:

 

So fucking awesome. 

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Let's go to Marvel and look at one of it's best selling characters, Wolverine DIE! That's right, I said DIE!

FINALLY! THAT OVERPOWERED BASTARD DIES! TRY REGENERATING FROM BONE MARROW! I DARE THEE!

*ring ring*

Hello? Oh Y HALO THAR Stan Lee! How'ya doin?

What?

HE DID!? 

Logan actually regenerated from bone marrow!?

WTF!

And I thought Batman's plot armor was exaggerated...sheesh

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Oh well, let's talk about heroes I DO like. Wally West, the fastest man alive. 

*ring ring*

Hello? Oh, HAY THAR Dan Dildo! How are you?

What?

Wally's still in the speed force with Linda and the twins?

But that means Bart Allen's still the Flash! Hasn't the fans bashed him to the 4th dimension yet?

DC doesn't care? SHIT!

But Bart's doing a lousy job as the Flash, all he does is get drunk! Have him de-aged and be impulse again, at least he was cool as Impulse.

Hrmmm, still doesn't care huh? 

 

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Grrr...

 

Ok, let's read Civil War. The sight of the Hulk tearing Tony Stark in half will reduce this anger of mine.

 (HAY LOOKIE! Batman joined Marvel comics!)

Wait, how come I don't see the Hulk here?

*ring ring*

Hello? Oh it's you again, what do you want stan?

What?

The Hulk's still in space?

That tears it, that dick needs to be bitch slapped by the Hulk pronto!

OK, FINE! I'll wait, but he better does, or else... 

Oh well, at least the Thing's still on earth. I have something to be eager about.

 

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I end this post with a Limerick:

 

The pro-regs isn't cutting any slack

They're gonna beat the antis with one attack

But before they go

I think they should know...

 

Currently reading: Superman: Red Son
Currently feeling: geeky

On our last episode, we saw wolverine get incinerated during a plane crash BUT still managed to recover from bone marrow in a span of 3 hours! THICK PLOT ARMOR IS THICK!

A lot of people were curious about it so I present thee with scanlicious pics:

 

 

Click on the thumbnails for full sized pics

 

 

Yeah, I'm not adding any witty comment. I'm just lazy awesome that way. 

 

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The following YM conversations are made of HUH? and SABAW! Read at your own risk:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Who knew talking to yourself would be so much fun!

 

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btw, you guessed it! I'm too lazy to write anything so I bombarded this post with pics to make it look like it's long. LOL, procrastination is the key to victoly! 

 

EDIT: For good measure, I'm gonna post more pics to make this seem longer.

 

 

Lo and behold gentlemen, a new enemy threatens our existence.

 

And before I go, Let's do the Naruto Dance!

 

 

 

Currently feeling: Lazy

Last weekend was made of WIN and AWESOME!

First order of business was the Bartending seminar. Oh yeah! Who woudn't enjoy making liquor!? I learned a lot of creative ways to use ordinary items from your kitchen/fridge and make them into delicious liquor! Not to mention that I got to do the BARTENDER SHAKE! Woohoo! The only thing that went bad was when a chick suddenly decided to prod me while I was slicing lemons. YOUCH! BLOOOOD! Yeah, I love overreacting and panicking, it freaks out other people more. But as fun as freaking out may be, the wound still hurts and isn't showing any signs of healing, Oh well, at least I got to do the BARTENDER SHAKE!

 

After that, Allen treated us to Pizza Hut. CHEESY VOLCANO IS CHEESY! We had a lot of lols discussing stuff concerning our beloved Gokongwei bldg. I can never forget the Karol and Riva's reaction when we explained that CHEESY VOLCANO is actually a reference to someone's pimple-infested face! A shout-out to Red, Iñigo, Tori , Miko, Alex, Cheski, Jao and the rest of the club!

 

The sausagefest sleep over at Allen's house came next. Now the awesomeness of that even can be summed up to:

1. YM attacks from the Nyoro~n Trio. 3 laptops, 3 YM accounts, 1 victim. Beware random YM user, our cascading BUZZ attacks is lethal to those doing their MPs.

2. Jun hunting. Yeah, we hunted for Jun.

3. Expensive Sake + BACCHUS(energy drink) = KO'd. Allen and I were loony enough to actually try that, and it made quite a blow to our bodies.

4. ????

5.  PROFIT

Oh yeah, we kinda sorta did some schoolwork...I think.

Bah! Who cares, have some silly Ym pics:

Robert kasi e, nagpapaulan!

 

 

To sum it up, I give you Red Ollero's comment about all of this:

 

 

PS. Allen and I were supposed to buy a present yesterday but ended up eating at Yoshinoya instead. Baaaabay new earphones. 

IMPRESSIVE!

Currently feeling: IMPRESSIVE

Friendly Neighborhood Spider Man #14:

 

 

Beast gives Peter a device to change his appearance, so he can try to live a normal life.

 

 

Peter takes on the identity of a man named "Ben Reilly" who we all know from the clone saga late 90's. He applies for a job at the school he just quit at as Peter, but now as the gym teacher.

 

 

 

So where's the Scarlet Spider you ask?

 

Answer: Still retconned away, waiting for an opportunity to  rise again. The guys at Marvel are all pussies for not bringing the REAL Ben "Scarlet Spider" Reilly back. That would have made Civil War truly awesome.

Until that day comes, I shall wait.

 

 

Currently reading: Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman #14
Currently feeling: annoyed