Orochi

(Yes, I have decided to revive this blog.

Anywho, I turned 19 last March 21st and celebrated last 24th with my DoD friends in Yellow Cab across DLSU.)

Currently feeling: Malabo

Orochi

Yes, I'm stealing this idea from Allen.

Because I can.

this is called 50 FIRST
REACTIONS... type what comes to your
mind first whenever you hear these 50
words. Don't think and don't go back
and change. Doesn't matter how random
just type it! Repost it for all of
your friends.

1. Beer: Makes you do things like this:

2. Anorexics: models

3. Relationships: makes you lose money

4. Your Last Ex: is in New Jersey

5. Power Rangers: Jason, The Red Ranger is a gay porn star now.

6. Life: Living In Frustration Everyday

9. The President: Is very short, just like her ratings

10. Awesome: Teh Flash

11. Cars: I WANT ONE!

12. Gas Prices: DO NOT WANT

13. Halloween: An excuse to get candy from the neighbors

14. Sex: twice a week lolz

15. Religion: Everyone except us will go to hell lolz

16. Myspace: Attention whores

17. Fear: mother-in-laws incarnated

18. marriage: Matagal pa to

19. Blondes: Barbie

20. Brunettes: meh

21. Redheads: Mary Jane, Jean Grey, Rachel Summers,

22. Asians: HOT!

23: Pass the time: sleep

24. One night stands: lolz

25: Cell Phone: Mine has a virus

27: Smoke: allergic

28: Vanilla Ice cream: Awesome!

29: Port a Potties: e?

30: Higschool Life: Kagaguhan everyday

31. Pajamas: are hot if on an Asian gurl

32. Stars: callalily

33. Wet Socks: yuck

34. Alcohol:

35. The word love: is a 4 letter word

36. Friends: Reason to live

37. Money: isn't everything, but control a lot of things

38. Heartache: not at the moment

39. Time: never enough

40. Divorce: di uso dito

41. Dogs: <3

42. Underpants: Boxers

43. Parents: no comment

44. Kids: are aannoying

45. Stripper: Ragnarok days...<3

46. Blogs: this is one

47. News: Internet

48. Weddings: sana i'd get married

49. Pizza: Zyon Jerekiel Aquino

50. Kleenex: is white? e?

It's that time of the year again, people walking to the mountains, people abstaining from meat, and my favorite: torturing themselves.

*brings out alchohol-filled waterguns*

Lock and Load!

*eats meat in front of everyone*

And now, some pictars for lulz.

THIS IS

Currently feeling: More malabo than usual

Orochi

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

Edit:

Edit2:

Amcel: [grp msg] condolence s aso ni james.. lol [mali b spelling? haha]
Amcel: [g.msg] kung pusa yan.. magrerespawn p yan.. 9lives and all.. blahblahblah.. [ack]

Nating.

Bored Orochi is booooored.

(Anyways, click this to see two Asian Girls kissing each other.)

Currently feeling: SHIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

Orochi

Needless to say, we were fairly successful in quelling that seemingly never-ending waves of Tempura, Sushi and Gyoza. To celebrate, we made good use of our chopsticks and ate ice cream. Scrumptious.

Our Hero eating Strawberry Ice Cream

We won the great Tempura war, but our adventure was far from over. I challenged the celebrant to a duel, Tekken5: Dark Resurrection. Four intense matches, my Asuka can read his Jin's moves so he opted to use Bruce and Anna instead. We ended up in a tie(2-2) but got our arses handed to us by 2 Korean Tekken Lords. We were proud to win at least one round that wasn't a mercy match; also, the Korean girl who accompanied them was cute too(DFC though, but who cares).

Wild Hogs was the next event, t'was a funny movie meant to be watched by a sausage-fest group. 8 people in the front row felt a sudden sting when the line 'I'm not a cool biker, I'm just a computer programmer' was mentioned. Tagos ba?

We went back to Timezone to play Soul Caliber3 where we met Fafa Derrick, who just got off from his first day of OJT. As everyone left, Mr. Dizon and I accompanied Fafa Derrick as he waits to meet a certain someone at a certain somewhere in order to do something. (andami mong alaaam!) After arriving at the location somewhere in Glorietta, we left the two for their quality time and headed home. Our hero spent a good 45mins waiting in line, slept and missed his stop, and finally arrived home to dispose of all that Tempura he ate.

The End.

Bow, Thank You.

PS. TANGINA JONATS TWENTYONE KA NA!

PSPS. Madaya ka daw sabi ni Jacob lol.

Currently feeling: malabo

Orochi

(MY BRAIN IS BROKEN!!!1)

Currently feeling: More malabo than usual

Orochi

I'm too lazy to actually make a poll, so just say your answer by commenting!

Do I look like Kangin from Super Junior?

A. YES

B. NO

You could text pollnamalaboangmata [space] letter of answer [space] suking tindahan to my number.

Too bad for those who doesn't know my number lol.

And now, the poll:

1.Click this link
2.Ponder for a while
3.Answer the poll by commenting
4.????
5.PROFIT

PS. Audrey, I want that a double scoop coffee crumble ice cream.