Orochi

I finally watched Spidey3 last friday with my GH friends namely Allen, Ren, Jonats and Dave(there were supposed to be a sixth person, wala lang patama XD).

here are my thoughts:

Pros:

1. Bruce Campbell - His cameo alone made the movie worth watching. Does anyone think that Peter Parker actually notices that the announcer(spidey1), the usher(spidey2), and the French waiter are actually the same person in different outfits?

2. Teh Osborn Hair - does not look like this:

Same goes to the first two movies. No to Cornrows!

3. Ursula - Needs moooaaar screen time in the next movie.

4. Parker's Face when he's about to cry - I swear, I WILL find a screenshot of that.

5. Evil/Emo Parker - funniest moment in the movie, they shouldn't have made it that long though.

CRAAAWLING IIIN MY SKIIIN!

Cons:

1. Venom - didn't refer to himself in plural form. used 'I' and not 'We'. Instant Fail. DURR!

2. Felicia Hardy - is not in the movie. DURRRRRRRRRRR!

3. MJ - should have died. I was the only one who chuckled when Parker hit her XD

4. Gwen Stacey - IS ALIVE! She should have died in Spiderman 1, but yeah, continuity, fucked up, etc.

durrrr.

Meh:

1. Teh Butler:

bad - Shitty Plothole. ANDAAAAAAMI MONG ALAM!

good - "I loved your Father."

2. Stan Lee's cameo - 'LOOK KIDS! IT'S STAN LEE!

3. Eddie Brock -

Dammit Eric! I should have sent Kelso to kill Spiderman! I'm gonna put my foot up your ass. Dumbass!

To sum it up, the movie was worth the 180php I payed. Didn't expect to laugh so hard.

What? Story? You're asking me if I liked the story? If I wanted story, I'd read Spiderman Loves Maryjane. It's like Spiderman + Dawson's Creek. TEEN DRAMA! XD

Bitches loves Spiderman, bitches AND FLASH!

And dou you know WHY?

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Bah, I already know they're gonna fuck up continuity since Spidey1 so I really don't care. Also, Bruce Campbell made me forget about the continuity issues.

Continuity?

I DON'T NEED CONTINUITY!

I NEED PICTURES!

PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!

PS. JJ's pants died that night. RIP.

PSPS. lol edited several times.

also, THIS > Spiderman Movies.

Currently feeling: Comic Geeky