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April 19th, 2007

haberday!

*ahem*
Once upon a time, Jonathan Julian Cua aka Jonats celebrated his 21st birthday by treating a group of cute manly men to an eat-all-you can pigout at Saisaki Glorieta branch. Lucky individuals such as Kriz Fajardo, Jackson Agero, Mathew Miranda, Jacob Lee, Carlo Ruivivar, Dave Silverio, Albert Dizon, and yours truly accompanied him in our quest to rid the world of Tempura, by eating 'em of course.
The celebrant and his fish.

Needless to say, we were fairly successful in quelling that seemingly never-ending waves of Tempura, Sushi and Gyoza. To celebrate, we made good use of our chopsticks and ate ice cream. Scrumptious.

Our Hero eating Strawberry Ice Cream

We won the great Tempura war, but our adventure was far from over. I challenged the celebrant to a duel, Tekken5: Dark Resurrection. Four intense matches, my Asuka can read his Jin's moves so he opted to use Bruce and Anna instead. We ended up in a tie(2-2) but got our arses handed to us by 2 Korean Tekken Lords. We were proud to win at least one round that wasn't a mercy match; also, the Korean girl who accompanied them was cute too(DFC though, but who cares).

 

Wild Hogs was the next event, t'was a funny movie meant to be watched by a sausage-fest group. 8 people in the front row felt a sudden sting when the line 'I'm not a cool biker, I'm just a computer programmer' was mentioned. Tagos ba?

 

We went back to Timezone to play Soul Caliber3 where we met Fafa Derrick, who just got off from his first day of OJT. As everyone left, Mr. Dizon and I accompanied Fafa Derrick as he waits to meet a certain someone at a certain somewhere in order to do something. (andami mong alaaam!) After arriving at the location somewhere in Glorietta, we left the two for their quality time and headed home. Our hero spent a good 45mins waiting in line, slept and missed his stop, and finally arrived home to dispose of all that Tempura he ate.

 

The End.

 

Bow, Thank You.

 

PS. TANGINA JONATS TWENTYONE KA NA!

PSPS. Madaya ka daw sabi ni Jacob lol.


Posted by Orochi at 11:59 AM | 3 Have Sacrificed

April 9th, 2007

SHIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

 


 

Edit:


 

Edit2:

Amcel: [grp msg] condolence s aso ni james.. lol [mali b spelling? haha]
Amcel: [g.msg] kung pusa yan.. magrerespawn p yan.. 9lives and all.. blahblahblah.. [ack]

 


Nating.

 

Bored Orochi is booooored.

 

(Anyways, click this to see two Asian Girls kissing each other.)

Posted by Orochi at 03:38 PM | 5 Have Sacrificed

April 5th, 2007

Pak Holy Week

Yes, I'm stealing this idea from Allen.

Because I can.

this is called 50 FIRST
REACTIONS... type what comes to your
mind first whenever you hear these 50
words. Don't think and don't go back
and change. Doesn't matter how random
just type it! Repost it for all of
your friends.

1. Beer: Makes you do things like this:



2. Anorexics: models

3. Relationships: makes you lose money

4. Your Last Ex: is in New Jersey

5. Power Rangers: Jason, The Red Ranger is a gay porn star now.

6. Life: Living In Frustration Everyday

9. The President: Is very short, just like her ratings

10. Awesome: Teh Flash

11. Cars: I WANT ONE!

12. Gas Prices: DO NOT WANT

13. Halloween: An excuse to get candy from the neighbors

14. Sex: twice a week lolz

15. Religion: Everyone except us will go to hell lolz

16. Myspace: Attention whores

17. Fear: mother-in-laws incarnated

18. marriage: Matagal pa to

19. Blondes: Barbie

20. Brunettes: meh

21. Redheads: Mary Jane, Jean Grey, Rachel Summers,

22. Asians: HOT!

23: Pass the time: sleep

24. One night stands: lolz

25: Cell Phone: Mine has a virus

27: Smoke: allergic

28: Vanilla Ice cream: Awesome!

29: Port a Potties: e?

30: Higschool Life: Kagaguhan everyday

31. Pajamas: are hot if on an Asian gurl

32. Stars: callalily

33. Wet Socks: yuck

34. Alcohol:



35. The word love: is a 4 letter word

36. Friends: Reason to live

37. Money: isn't everything, but control a lot of things

38. Heartache: not at the moment

39. Time: never enough

40. Divorce: di uso dito

41. Dogs: <3

42. Underpants: Boxers

43. Parents: no comment

44. Kids: are aannoying

45. Stripper: Ragnarok days...<3

46. Blogs: this is one

47. News: Internet

48. Weddings: sana i'd get married

49. Pizza: Zyon Jerekiel Aquino

50. Kleenex: is white? e?

 


 

 

It's that time of the year again, people walking to the mountains, people abstaining from meat, and my favorite: torturing themselves.

*brings out alchohol-filled waterguns*

Lock and Load!

*eats meat in front of everyone*

 

And now, some pictars for lulz.

 


 

THIS IS


Posted by Orochi at 11:43 PM | 1 Have Sacrificed

April 2nd, 2007

Return op da come back

(Yes, I have decided to revive this blog.

...

...

wait for it...

 

PUTANG INA MAY BROADBAND NA ULET AKO! YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

*cough*

Anywho, I turned 19 last March 21st and celebrated last 24th with my DoD friends in Yellow Cab across DLSU.)

Posted by Orochi at 10:46 PM | 5 Have Sacrificed

January 24th, 2007

siiiiikret

Dec29 2k6 - Jan24 2k7

WALA PARING INTERNET!!!

 

LECHE TALAGA PLDT!!! PAKSHET!

 

 

 

PS. THE EMPEOR GUIDES MY BLADE!

Posted by Orochi at 09:40 PM | Offer Thyself!

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